The New Weapon

The United States Military started working on a new weapon. They hope to get this developed before the Moslem's militants get it. It has been hailed as the greatest weapon for knocking small and large jet planes out of the sky. Farmers, behavioral psychologist, and animal taxologist are involved with military scientist in this top secret project. It is such a simple concept one wonders why it has taken so long for someone to come up with this idea. Simply, it is training birds to fly into the path of jet airplane. The taxologist are needed to determine the best bird species with the required endurance, the ability to be easily trained, and fast reproduction, for it will require many birds. There will be a number of bird farmers employed raising the fowl. And then it will require the best behavioral psychologist to train these flying weapons. When the weapon is perfected, trained birds will be released to fly into the path of an enemy jet plane that is close, and then for them to seek out and fly into the intake of the jet engine. Birds will need to be transported to attack planes that are that are of considerable distance away. This has been kept top secret for a considerable amount of time, but word leaked out recently and animal activists are preparing plans to protest in spite of the precedent of trained seals, dolphins, and water turtles that have been used for years in destroying ships and submarines.
Biologist are planning work for gene splicing to make the supper bird that would be able identify enemy planes from a long distance.